The Disorder Diaries

Funny, dark, beautiful, stupid things. I follow back similar blogs, and do not post nudes,

Anonymous asked: Be prepared for anything my young child

This sounds like something I would say wtf. Michelle?

You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4 am. The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words. Those are the talks you’ll remember. It’s ok not to know the answer and silence is not awkward. It’s shared, so share it more often than not.

—Jeff Stuckel (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(via glorizahlers)

Anonymous asked: You are my one and only lover

Like mentally or what cause I was unaware of this

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via tlyudacris)

the-luxury-issue:

“When I get logical, and I don’t trust my instincts - that’s when I get in trouble.“

- Angelina Jolie

(via nonotthatone)

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

(via halloween-king)

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via th3w0mbats)